This is 9-year-old me at a friend’s sleepover man were we slammed.
// lindsey / sixteen / cat enthusiast / exponentially self-involved //
sometimes i want sleep in tubas and one time i fell up some stairs at a band camp dance
sometimes i want sleep in tubas and one time i fell up some stairs at a band camp dance
White Blue Peacock
This bird is a crossbreed between blue and white peacocks. The result is one spectacular creature.
I wonder if this happens all the time when blue and white peacocks get together, or if it’s rare.
Step One
Tell them
They can be anything
(but not that)Step Two
Tell them
To be themselves
And then scold them
When they areStep Three
Lie to them
Pathologically
(people will tease you if you do that
if you worked harder you’d get a better grade
i will love you no matter what)
And then punish…
*sixth grader voice* sex *giggles loudly*
Is this a joke?
*sixth grader voice* no your face is a joke *giggles loudly*
